BayPunk Dysfunctional Tee Universe

BayPunk Dysfunctional Tee Universe

Goddess of Wisdom — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
Soft, lightweight tee with an artful, vintage-inspired print of a serene woman surrounded by lotus flowers and soft foliage. The slim, slightly longer cut flatters layers and moves easily from quiet mornings with tea to evening moonlit walks. It feels breathable against the skin and holds its shape thanks to thoughtful construction details, letting the image remain the focal point as it becomes a worn-in favorite in a mindful wardrobe.

Product features
- Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft hand
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and airy
- Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed collar for shape retention
- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual
- Tear-away label and compliant with flammability standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Summer — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee carries a soft, vintage-warm vibe — a gentle sunlit scene framed like an old lithograph. Lightweight and breathable, it drapes close to the body and reads like a wearable postcard from long summer afternoons: late light filtering through wildflowers, warm air on your skin, and a quiet, wandering confidence. Wear it layered under a cardigan for market mornings or alone when you want a simple, nostalgic statement; the art sits centered and clear, so the shirt feels like a small, personal talisman rather than loud branding.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors — ultra-soft handfeel
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) keeps the tee airy and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for added shape retention and stretch resistance
- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of the Night — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
A slim-fit women's tee that carries an artful, celestial vibe — soft, lightweight cotton with a longer body for modern layering. The front features an intricate, moonlit goddess illustration in blues and golds that reads like a tiny worn poster from a vintage apothecary or tarot deck. It sits close to the body without bulk, keeps its shape with thoughtful construction details, and wears well under a jacket or on its own during warm evenings. This shirt invites quiet confidence: the kind of piece you reach for when you want to feel a little mysterious, a little storied, and entirely yourself.

Wear it to late-night record shop runs, small gallery openings, or relaxed ritual nights at home. The slim silhouette flatters layered outfits and balances tucked or untucked looks. Subtle structural touches — from the ribbed collar to shoulder tape and side seams — keep the artwork centered and the neckline neat after repeated wear. Note the lightweight hand and slightly truer-to-size fit: consider sizing up if you prefer a roomier feel.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting neckline shape
- Shoulder tape and side seams to stabilize fit and keep artwork centered
- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)
- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Art & Creation — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee brings vintage energy to everyday wear. The front artwork mixes celestial and folk motifs in warm golds and reds, sitting like a small framed print on a deep black ground. It feels layered and personal — like a favorite poster you can fold and wear. Lightweight cotton and a longer cut make it move with you, whether you’re wandering a record store, heading to a low-key show, or layering under a denim jacket for cooler nights. The discreet back keeps the focus on the front illustration so the shirt reads like a quiet statement from across the room.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); light 4.2 oz fabric
- Slim fit with longer body length and runs smaller than usual
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Heather variants blend cotton/poly; meets required flammability standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Harvest — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
A slim-fit women's tee that blends vintage mystique with everyday wearability. The soft, lightweight cotton drapes close to the body, letting an intricate, antique-inspired illustration take center stage on a deep black canvas. Subtle tailoring—side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed knit collar—keeps the shirt holding its shape through repeated wear while the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. Sized with a longer body and a trim silhouette, this shirt layers well under jackets or stands alone as an expressive statement piece for those who favor artful, slightly occult-tinged style.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Slim fit with longer body length and runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and lasting fit
- Heather color blends contain polyester blends (fiber content varies by color)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of All Creation — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee wears like a whispered ritual. Soft, lightweight cotton drapes close to the body while an artful, vintage-inspired goddess print centers the chest — warm ochres, autumn leaves and a moonlit arch that feel both ancient and quietly rebellious. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape steady through washes; side seams give it a tailored silhouette and longer-length cut that layers cleanly under jackets or over high-waist jeans. For anyone who collects meaningful pieces rather than trends, this shirt reads like a talisman you reach for on crisp mornings, moonlit walks, or slow gatherings where style is personal and rooted in story.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); light 4.2 oz fabric for breathable wear
- Side seams and longer body length for a slim, tailored silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to stabilize shape
- Tear-away label and meets flammability requirements for adult wear
- Runs smaller than usual — slim fit intended for a closer cut

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Winter — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

A slim-fit tee that carries the hush of a moonlit winter forest. The artwork shows a pale, ethereal figure framed by falling snow and a full moon — a quiet, gothic elegance that pairs easily with layered jackets or flowing skirts. Lightweight and form-fitting, this shirt becomes a wearable mood: cool nights, candlelit playlists, and slow walks home through frosted streets. Wear it to nights out with friends who appreciate darker aesthetics, to seasonal gatherings, or when you want to lean into a calm, otherworldly vibe.

Product features

- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); light fabric (4.2 oz/yd²)

- Slim fit with longer body length and runs smaller than usual

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort

- Heather colors include cotton/polyester blends; meets flammability requirements

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Rebellion — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee carries a bold, mythic illustration across the chest — a fiery, vintage-inspired goddess motif framed in ornate borders and aged-gold lettering. Lightweight and breathable, it drapes close to the body without feeling stiff, letting the intricate artwork sit cleanly on black fabric. Wear it layered under a leather jacket for concerts, or solo on warmer days when you want a statement piece that reads both ancient and rebellious. The narrower cut and longer body length give a streamlined silhouette that pairs with high-waisted jeans or a skirt, while the tear-away label keeps the neckline comfortable. This shirt feels like a personal emblem: part art print, part anthem, made for someone who leans into strong visual storytelling.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors — soft, smooth feel
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for easy layering and breathability
- Slim fit with longer body length for a streamlined silhouette
- Construction details: side seams, ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Tear-away label; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Renewal — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

A slim, lightweight tee that feels like a second skin and carries a quiet, mystical presence. The art—an ornate, vintage-inspired goddess illustration framed in warm golds and muted earth tones—lands squarely on the chest, turning the shirt into a wearable talisman. It drapes close to the body without bulk, so the design stays front-and-center whether you’re layering it under a cardigan or wearing it solo. This tee speaks to those who collect soft, thoughtfully made pieces with a story: evenings lit by candles, record-player crackle, and a slow ritual of getting ready. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to feel grounded and a little enchanted.

Product features

- Lightweight 100% combed ringspun cotton for soft, breathable wear

- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

- Durable construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for shape retention

- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort; meets flammability requirements

- Color-dependent fiber blends (solids 100% cotton; heathers mix cotton/polyester)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Storm — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

Soft, form-fitting tee designed for people who love vintage-inspired art and quiet, mystical energy. The shirt’s artwork shows a serene, haloed figure framed by moonlit waves and ornate borders — a piece that reads like a page from an old illustrated folio. Lightweight and slightly longer in the body, this tee layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece on cool evenings. Wear it to small shows, gallery nights, or while wandering coastal streets; it brings a calm, contemplative mood and a touch of antique romance to everyday outfits.

Product features

- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

- Slim fit with longer body length — designed for a closer, flattering silhouette

- With side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability

- Color-dependent fiber blends for heathers; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Moss & Stone — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
Soft, fitted, and quietly powerful — this tee carries an earthy, botanical energy that feels worn-in from the first wear. The artwork places a verdant goddess at the heart of a moonlit grove, surrounded by mushrooms, ferns, and golden starlight. Lightweight cotton and a slim, longer cut make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo for a clean silhouette. It settles close to the body without bulk, letting the detailed print stand out while the fabric breathes through warm evenings on the trail or late-night gatherings with friends who love folklore and fungi. Small design details — ribbed collar, shoulder tape, side seams — keep the shape true, wash after wash. Choose this tee when you want clothing that feels like part of a quiet ritual: thoughtful, natural, and just a little mystical.

Product features
- 100% combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathability
- Slim fit with longer body length — hugs the silhouette; runs smaller than usual
- Reinforced construction: side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- Tear-away label and meets flammability standards; adult sizing
- Heather color options include polyester blends for a soft, lived-in texture

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Transformation — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Desig
Soft and slightly fitted, this tee brings vintage-art charm into everyday wear. The lightweight fabric drapes close to the body without weighing you down, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette neat through repeated wear. The artwork — an ornate, moonlit scene with Art Nouveau lines and earthy tones — feels like a quiet story on your chest: evocative, timeless, and quietly bold. Wear it layered under a jacket for city walks or alone on warmer days when you want an easy piece that still says something about your taste.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (solid colors); heather blends vary
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with slim, longer body length
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label
- Runs smaller than usual — slim fit sizing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of the Sea — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee carries a vintage, oceanic energy — a mermaid framed by sunlit waves and ornately textured borders. Lightweight and soft, it layers easily under a cardigan or stands out on its own at shows, markets, or seaside strolls. The imagery invites a slow, dreamlike mood: salt air, vinyl crackle, and evening light. For someone who collects artful apparel and wears stories, this shirt reads like a worn poster from a summer spent chasing tides and small, luminous discoveries.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (varies by color) for a soft hand
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy to layer
- Slim fit with longer body length and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of the Sun — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

This slim-fit tee carries a vintage, celestial artwork across the chest—sunlit hues, flowing robes, and cosmic accents that feel both ethereal and nostalgic. Lightweight and softly spun, it drapes close to the body and layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeve tees. Wear it on days when you want to channel quiet confidence and a touch of otherworldly warmth. The graphic invites lingering looks and conversation; the shirt itself moves with you from coffee runs to late-night record hunting.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (varies by color) — lightweight 4.2 oz fabric

- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)

- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching

- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort

- Heather options include polyester blend; meets flammability requirements and for adult use only

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Strength — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
This slim-fit tee carries an old-world, mythic energy — a modern wardrobe anchor for people who love artful, story-driven apparel. The printed artwork sits centered on a lightweight black shirt, its warm, vintage tones and ornate border giving the design a worn-tapestry feel. Short sleeves and a longer body make it flattering under a jacket or worn on its own. Wear it to record-store hangs, gallery nights, or quiet mornings with coffee when you want clothing that speaks like a well-read friend. The shirt’s gentle fabric and fitted cut keep the focus on the illustration while maintaining an effortless, lived-in silhouette.

Product features
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors; heather blends as listed
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with a slim, longer body fit
- With side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam; tear-away label for comfort
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Goddess of Shadow — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

A slim, lightweight tee that carries a quiet, shadowed strength. The graphic centers on a silhouetted woman—Goddess of Shadow—surrounded by occult symbols and a muted, vintage palette. It slips on easily beneath a leather jacket or pairs with high-waisted jeans for nights when you want your style to speak in whispers. The shirt’s longer body and fitted cut flatter a feminine silhouette, while soft, combed cotton keeps the feel gentle against skin. Wear it to goth shows, moonlit gatherings, tarot nights, or whenever you want an undercurrent of mystery in your everyday look.

Product features

- Slim, longer body length for a fitted feminine silhouette

- Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric — soft, breathable feel

- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (varies by color)

- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention

- Tear-away label; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Dreams — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

Soft, light, and subtly mystical — this slim-fit tee carries an artful illustration of a moonlit figure titled “Goddess of Dreams.” The image sits centered on the chest, surrounded by a halo of stars and swirling night-sky textures that invite quiet reflection. Wear it as a layered staple for late-night walks, low-key gatherings, or slow mornings with tea. The breathable, finely combed cotton drapes close to the body without feeling heavy, letting the artwork remain the focus while offering gentle support and movement.

Product features

- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for a soft, smooth hand

- Slim fit with longer body length and side seams for a structured, feminine silhouette

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and resist stretching

- Tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear; meets flammability requirements

- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up for a relaxed fit; heather colors contain polyester blends

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Angels — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

This slim-fit tee carries an old-world, mythic illustration at its heart — a radiant winged figure framed by clouds and twilight, with subtle lettering above. Lightweight and soft to the touch, it sits closer to the body and falls a bit longer, creating a flattering silhouette under jackets or worn alone. The dark background lets the warm golds and muted reds of the artwork glow, giving the shirt a wearable piece-of-art vibe. It’s for someone who prefers clothing that feels personal and quietly expressive — a t-shirt that reads like a favorite album cover or an art print you can move in.

Wear it to late-night shows, gallery openings, or slow weekend coffee runs. It layers well beneath an oversized cardigan or under a leather jacket for contrast. The tone is contemplative: this tee pairs with worn denim, stacked boots, and playlists that linger on cinematic instrumentals. If you collect music posters, vintage prints, or little talismans, this shirt joins that story — a low-key statement that hints at curiosity, a love of old illustrations, and an eye for detail.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton for solid colors; heather blends vary

- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable all-day wear

- Slim fit with longer body length — more fitted silhouette

- Shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention and stability

- Tear-away label; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Goddess of Autumn — Vintage Inspired Women's Graphic Tee — BayPunk Rag-House Original Design
SMLXL2XL
Width, in15.9816.7317.7618.7419.76
Length, in26.2626.7327.3627.9928.62
Sleeve length, in5.045.285.515.755.98

Warm, vintage-inspired tee that brings autumn’s golden ritual to your everyday wardrobe. The slim, longer cut drapes close to the body and frames an intricate, art-nouveau goddess print in rich ochres and rusts. Lightweight and breathable, it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with high-waist jeans. This shirt feels lived-in from the first wear — soft, slightly fitted, and quietly expressive: a wearable art piece for evenings at the market, moody coffee shop wanderings, or quiet ritual walks through falling leaves.

Product features

- Side seams for shape retention and structural support

- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape hold

- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching

- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) with tear-away label

- Slim fit with longer body length; runs smaller than usual

Care instructions

- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean

from $32.00
Aileen For President T-Shirt — Sarcastic Funny Campaign Tee — The "Aileen" Collection
Lightweight, breathable, and sustainably made — this relaxed-fit tee carries a bold, playful spirit. Aileen’s campaign-style lettering crowns a hand-drawn classical figure reimagined with modern twist: an unapologetic, slightly rebellious Medusa-like heroine holding her sword. The design blends vintage engraving lines with punchy red and blue type for a satirical, political-campaign vibe that reads like both wearable art and a statement. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone during casual days, workouts, or weekend protests. Soft, combed cotton and a crew neckline keep the feel comfortable and familiar, while thoughtful construction (ribbed collar, shoulder tape, side seams) ensures it keeps its shape. This shirt sits comfortably in everyday life — at rallies, coffee shops, or neighborhood meet-ups — for folks who like their humor sharp and their style relaxed.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends) for a soft hand
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²) — great for layering
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Retail fit with side seams and crew neckline for a relaxed, neat silhouette
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a generic printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Sweet Florida Orange T-Shirt — Freshly Squeezed Since 1989 Retro Fruit Tee — The "Aileen" Collection
This lightweight crewneck tee brings a sunny, playful energy to everyday wear. A cheerful vintage-style orange mascot strides across the chest, hand raised in a friendly wave under a retro logotype and the tagline “Freshly Squeezed since 1989.” The soft, breathable fabric and retail fit make it easy to layer over leggings or pair with jeans for relaxed errands, mornings at the farmer’s market, or laid-back hangouts. Ethically sourced cotton gives it a comfortable, lived-in feel that ages well. Subtle details — a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for itch-free wear — keep the focus on comfort and that lighthearted summer vibe. This tee feels like a sunlit street in mid-July: bright, nostalgic, and ready for a slow, easy day.

Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neon)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Retail fit with crew neckline — great for layering
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Tear-away label; side seams for improved structure and durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Sweet Florida Orange - Freshly Squeezed since 1989 — The "Aileen" Collection
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
from $32.00
Screaming Skull Graphic Tee — Gothic Skull Skull Art T-Shirt — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
A lightweight, breathable tee that wears like a second skin while carrying a bold, moody edge. The central skull illustration—rich purples and burnt gold—feels raw and cinematic, like a midnight alley soundtrack rendered in ink. It sits on a soft retail-fit cotton body with a clean crew neckline and subtle structure from shoulder tape and side seams. Throw it on for late-night shows, motorcycle meet-ups, or when you want a layered look that reads effortlessly gritty. The printed neck label keeps the interior smooth against your skin, and the fabric’s airy feel makes it easy to move, sweat, or layer without bulk.

Product features
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neons)
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
- Retail fit with excellent layering capability and a tear-away label (note: fulfillment applies a printed neck label)
- High-contrast skull graphic in purple and gold for a bold, cinematic aesthetic

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Skull Rockabilly T-Shirt — Retro Pompadour Skull Graphic Tee — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
This lightweight crew neck shirt carries a rugged, vintage edge—a weathered portrait rendered in warm sepia tones sits beneath a sunlike halo, giving the design a timeless, storybook quality. It feels like a lived-in favorite: breathable, softly worn against the skin, and cut with a relaxed retail fit that layers easily. Wear it when you want to channel a quiet, rebellious spirit—at a weekend coffee run, while cruising to a record store, or during a low-key night with friends. The simple silhouette keeps the focus on the artwork, letting the illustration speak for itself while remaining comfortable and fuss-free all day long.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends available)
- Super lightweight and highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
- Retail relaxed fit, excellent for layering and casual wear
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Babe I Need Coffee T-Shirt — Retro Pinup Coffee Lover Tee — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
This lightweight cotton tee carries a cheeky, vintage-inspired coffee design that reads like a morning whisper between friends. Soft to the touch and breathable, it slips on easily for that first commute to the kitchen, a quick cafe run, or a slow Sunday morning. The washed, retro artwork adds personality without shouting — a little sassy, a little nostalgic — so you can show off your caffeine devotion while staying comfortable and casual. Layer it under a cardigan for cool mornings or wear it solo when the sun hits the porch. It’s for people who need that warm cup and a wink before the day truly begins.

Product features
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton for most colors (some heathers contain polyester)
- Super lightweight, breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²) for all-day comfort
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Side seams and retail fit for structure and a laid-back silhouette
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a generic printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Marilyn Style Pin-Up Moon Graphic Tee — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
Warm and slightly wicked — this lightweight tee carries a vintage-horror vibe with a hand-inked pinup set against a glowing, molten moon. The art feels like an old poster rediscovered in a dive bar: textured, a little gritty, and full of attitude. Wear it when you want to add a touch of retro macabre to your everyday — it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans and boots. The breathable cotton keeps you comfortable whether you’re out at a late-night show, wandering a spooky market, or just lounging with friends around a bonfire. It’s for people who like their style with character and stories stitched into the fabric.

Product features
- Super lightweight, highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neon)
- Retail fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape and side seams for added stability and long-term structure
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may replace with generic printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Monster Burger T-Shirt — Creepy Dripping Cheeseburger Graphic Tee — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
This lightweight jersey tee brings playful edge to everyday wear. A bold, dripping burger graphic—sharp teeth, gooey sauce, and vibrant toppings—sits at the center, turning a simple shirt into a visual punch. It feels airy on the skin and keeps its shape with a ribbed crew neckline and reinforced shoulder tape. Wear it layered under a jacket for street-ready contrast or solo when you want the print to do the talking. It’s for people who laugh at the strange and love clothing with personality—perfect for casual hangouts, food-festival strolls, or late-night skate sessions when you want to stand out without trying too hard.

Product features
- Super lightweight, breathable 100% combed ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends)
- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Retail fit that layers easily and stays comfortable during activity
- Tear-away label removed at fulfilment to reduce irritation (generic neck print applied)
- Side seams and quality construction for long-lasting shape

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Harrowed Green Skull T-Shirt — Gothic Horror Graphic Tee — The Coffee Horror Halloween Collection
This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, eerie portrait that seems to emerge from shadow—dark greens and deep purples form a distressed, crowned face with thorn-like lines. It feels like a wearable fragment of a late-night soundtrack: moody, raw, and a little haunted. Slip it on over gym shorts or under a worn denim jacket; it settles into the background of a long drive, a city gig, or a midnight skate. The soft, breathable cotton keeps the focus on the artwork—letting the image speak without weighing you down. For anyone who lives for the fringe of music, art, and night, this tee becomes part of the story you tell without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers/neon)
- Super lightweight and highly breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
- Ribbed crew neckline with reinforced shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams and retail fit for structure and comfortable layering
- Tear-away label (note: fulfillment may apply a printed neck label)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
from $32.00
Saints Don't Start It, Sinners Don't Finish It T-Shirt — Retro Graphic Tee — The "Aileen Collection"

Light, airy, and quietly playful — this jersey tee carries a cheeky vintage-orange mascot and the phrase “Saints Don’t Start It / Sinners Don’t Finish It.” It sits softly on the body with a relaxed retail fit that layers easily under jackets or wears solo on warm days. The breathable, responsibly sourced cotton keeps you cool at the gym, on a walk, or while sharing a laugh with friends. The clean crew neckline and neat hem give it a classic silhouette, while the subtle printed neck label keeps the feel irritation-free. Wear it when you want to blend retro humor with everyday comfort.

Product features
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft, breathable feel
- Super lightweight fabric (142–146 g/m²) — great for layering or warm weather
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam to retain shape
- Shoulder tape and side seams for improved stability and long-lasting shape
- Tear-away label removed at fulfillment; generic printed neck label applied

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

from $32.00