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Returns

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PAYMENTS

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PACKAGING

We ship within 48-72 hours (weekends & holidays excluded) after your order has been received and your payment has cleared — no pony express, no excuses.

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Once your package leaves our hands, it is literally out of our control. Should you experience delivery delays, please contact the carrier, as we will not be able to support with shipping issues and/or research.

We don’t buy in bulk, every item listed has been individually picked for specifically this online store. This ensures that you receive an excellent, well preserved product each and every time. Shoes? They’ll arrive exactly as shown — probably shinier than any pair you’ve ever owned. You might need sunglasses for unboxing.

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Nein! We’re not a big box retailer. Think of it like adoption — once you take it home, it’s family, like brother, cousin, niece or nephew. Just like this shop — keep it classy little Lassie — no return drama. Oi!

Exception - if we royally screw up - like sending you Anka’s used kitchen mixer with dried Bratwurst grease instead of jeans, or a tutu when you ordered a pair of kick-in-the-teeth Docs. That’d be embarrassing for everyone, including us!

Vintage Quirks (loose threads, scuffs, or looking cooler than you) don’t count as defects — they’re called character and is what VINTAGE is about — it is called patina and has nothing to do with products that are beat the f*** to hell and back. You will not find these type of poor ‘soles’ or car rags on our site.

So choose wisely, because there’s no “undo” button in this closet. Oi!

We take any major credit card and PayPal

  • possibly your crown jewels if they check out real.

  • no, we don’t want your bratty kids, we already have a store mascot named ‘Leo’ (he also inspects your loot).

Global warming ain’t no joke, so we do whatever we can to protect our beloved Mother Earth by recycling packing material. Whatever we can do, right?!

So don’t judge the box by its box, they need love too.

SHIPPING