Because the holidays aren’t chaotic enough, here’s a sweater that literally snaps under the prssure. This Well Worn women’s Large brings the full unhinged holiday spirit: a gingerbread man mid-accident and raglan-sleeves straight out of a Nordic cabin fever dream,
Soft, warm, zero itch, and in excellent condition.
Brand: Well Worn Sweaters
Size: Large
Color: Black w/Red, White & Tan Graphic
Fair-Isle patterned sleeves
Crew neckline
Measurements are approximate:
Pit to pit: 19”
Length: 21.5”
Sleeve: 23.5”
Bring fun and holiday cheer with this Holiday Time brand sweater. The sweater has long sleeves and a round neck, making it perfect for travel, parties, or even casual wear.
100% acrylic knit fabric, this sweater is perfect for staying cozy during the winter and fall seasons. The relaxed fit ensures comfort and the unisex design makes it suitable for all adults. Don't miss out on adding some humor to your holiday wardrobe with this unique and stylish sweater.
Measurements:
Pit to pit: 21”
Length: 32”
Sleeves: 27”
Fluffy red Christmas sweater from Poof New York with a sequin penguin that sparkles harder than tinsel under bad fluorescent lights.
Condition: Excellent, no flaws
Color: Classic Christmas red
Size & Fit: Tag says Large; relaxed fit
Measurements:
Pit-to-pit 22”
Length 26”
Sleeve 24”
Details: Teddy fleece texture, sequin penguin design, ribbed cuffs and hem
Era / Style: Modern holiday fashion, cozy statement knit
Festive elf sweater with red-green striped sleeves and pom-poms that scream “mandatory holiday party.” Cozy weight, full humor.
Condition: Excellent, no visible flaws
Color: Off-white body, red and green striped sleeves
Size & Fit: No tag; fits like Large–XL
Measurements: Pit-to-pit 23”, Length 27”, Sleeve 24”
Details: Pom-poms along hem, printed elf torso design, ribbed cuffs & waistband
Era / Style: 2000s novelty / Y2K humor
Retro Liz with zero office energy. Deep red knit, trimmed out in gold and forest-green chenille like it just walked off a late-90s ski lodge deck. Cozy, bold, and built for anyone who doesn’t do boring sweaters.
Condition: Excellent
Material: Cotton-blend knit with chenille trim
Measurements: Chest 22”, Length 25”, Sleeve 24.5”
Details: Red body, green & gold chenille cuffs and neckline, relaxed vintage fit
Brand: Tipsy Elf
Size: Men’s Large (Fitted cut)
Condition: NWOT (Never Worn)
Color: Red & White
Fabric: Soft knit blend (stretchy)
Fit: Slim, slightly tailored
Chest (pit to pit): 21”
Length (shoulder to hem): 27”
Sleeve (shoulder seam to cuff): 25”
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
For the man dragged to Christmas Mass against his will — quiet, polite, and simmering in silent protest. Heavy wool, cream knit, and Harley pride stitched right across the chest. It’s not just a sweater; it’s a statement: “I showed up. Don’t push it.” Excellent condition, no flaws — just pure stoic rebellion in wool form.
Features:
100% thick wool knit
Two-tone Cream-colored body with tonal Harley-Davidson chest logo
Crew neck, ribbed cuffs and hem
Excellent condition — clean, no damage or pilling
Men’s Small (fits approx. women’s M/L)
Warm, structured, and made for long sermons or cold rides
Measurements (in inches):
Chest: 40”
Length: 25”
Sleeve: 24“
Fresh off the retail rack with tags still attached ($49.95), this 100% cotton sweater nails that balance between cozy and clean-cut. Soft natural tone, relaxed knit texture, and that AEO quality that holds up through actual life—not just selfies.
Brand: American Eagle Outfitters
Size: Women’s Medium
Color: Natural / Cream
Fabric: 100% Cotton (soft, medium-gauge knit)
Style: Crew neck | Long sleeve | Ribbed cuffs + hem | Relaxed fit
Chest (pit to pit): ~21.5″
Length: ~23″
Sleeve: ~24″
Condition: New with Tags (NWT) – original retail $49.95
Camo goes glam. This Democracy lightweight knit sweater upgrades the classic print with subtle lurex sparkle woven throughout.
Brand: Democracy
Size: XL
Color: Olive camo with metallic lurex details
Style: Lightweight knit sweater
Features: Henley neckline, hi-low hem, side slits, long sleeves
Condition: NWOT (never worn)
Chest: 23”
Length: Front 27”, Back 29”
Sleeve: 25”
Features a henley neckline, relaxed fit, slightly longer back hem with side slits, and a soft drape that layers easily.
Not your average sweater. This Liu Jo Italian designer dolman knit is soft, bold, and unapologetically extra. Blue baroque scrolls crash into leopard print with a butterfly cameo — basically, luxury chaos stitched to perfection.
Brand: Liu Jo (Italy)
Size: Medium / Large
Fabric: super soft luxury knit
Design: baroque scroll + leopard mash-up, dolman silhouette, relaxed fit
Measurements: pit to pit 30”, length 23”, sleeve opening 9”
Condition: NWOT
For when you want to look expensive and untamed — BayPunk luxury with teeth.
Soft seafoam meets chunky texture. Lucky Brand nailed the balance between coastal and casual-cool with this heavy-gauge knit that drapes beautifully without losing shape. Easy to style off-shoulder or classic crewneck.
Brand: Lucky Brand
Size: Women’s Medium
Color: Seafoam green/blue
Fabric: 100% Cotton (mid-weight textured knit)
Style: Ribbed hem & cuffs | V-neck | Relaxed silhouette | Drop shoulders
Chest (pit to pit): 22″
Length: 25″
Condition: Excellent – no pilling, no snags, freshly cleaned
Effortlessly chic Lucky Brand sweater with shimmer lurex knit and flowy chiffon lining. Size Medium, looks unworn.
• Pit to pit across: 19”
• Length: 21” (lining extends beyond the knit slightly)
• Sleeves: 22”
• Off-white/cream with subtle gold lurex shimmer
• Raglan-style sleeves with crochet accents
• Side slits and attached chiffon hem for a layered look
• Linen/poly blend, lightweight with flow
• Size Medium, excellent condition (like new)
Dress it up for evenings out or pair with jeans for casual glam.
Cozy meets cosmic. A sweater that says, “Yes, I’m the star of my own movie.”
Gray knit with bold white star pattern
Relaxed, slouchy fit (can be worn off-shoulder if you’re feeling rebellious)
Soft + lightweight knit, perfect for layering
Women’s Medium (see pics for flat measurements)
Excellent condition, no flaws spotted
Outshine the night sky without leaving your couch.
Vintage-inspired glam that doesn’t try too hard. This Nue Options sweater comes in a soft ivory knit, with just the right amount of sparkle from allover sequins. Cozy cowl neck, relaxed fit, and a drapey silhouette that works just as well with ripped jeans as it does with a leather skirt.
Brand: Nue Options
Size: Extra Large (XL)
Color: Ivory with silver sequins
Style: Knit sweater with cowl neck
Measurements:
Pit to pit: ~25”
Length: ~23”
Condition: Excellent, no flaws
The kind of sweater that makes you feel like you “accidentally” walked into the spotlight.
Soft-knit perfection from Pink Owl that looks like it just stepped off the rack. Airy drape, subtle texture, and that lived-in romance vibe without the “actually worn” part. The floral pattern walks the line between prairie and punk—exactly where BayPunk lives.
Brand: Pink Owl
Size: Women’s XL
Color: Cream base with coral + slate floral print
Fabric: Lightweight poly knit (soft + drapey, may pill with heavy wear)
Style: Scoop neck | Long sleeve | Rounded hem | Relaxed fit
Chest (pit to pit): ~23.5″
Length: ~26″
Sleeve: ~24″
Condition: Excellent / Like New – possibly worn once, no visible wear
Straight from my “too cool to let go” pile.
Heavy knit with that rustic turquoise, rust, and sand stripe pattern — finished with long fringe for maximum road-trip drama.
Details:
Size: Large
Condition: NWOT
Knit weight: mid-heavy (soft but structured)
Colors: turquoise, rust, sand, charcoal
Features: hoodie, ¾ sleeves, fringe hem
Chest (pit to pit): ~23”
Length: ~30” (plus fringe)
Material: acrylic blend
Vibe check:
Cowgirl wandered into a rock festival and never came back.
Pair it with ripped denim, harness boots, and an untamed attitude.
Classic with a touch of wild. This Sag Harbor short sleeve sweater in black/gray animal print is effortless and versatile — looks great dressed up or with denim.
Brand: Sag Harbor
Size: Large
Condition: Excellent, looks unworn
Color: Black/gray animal print
Material: Soft lightweight knit (tagged blend)
Measurements (approx):
• Pit to pit: 21”
• Length: 22”
A polished yet easy throw-on piece that transitions from work to weekend.
This is not your grandma’s crochet—this is a one-of-a-kind Sans Soucie dolman top. Handcrafted from silky rayon yarn, it has that perfect slouchy drape and edgy boho vibe that pairs just as easily with cutoffs as it does with leather pants. Ready to be the conversation starter in your closet.
Brand: Sans Soucie
Style: Open-weave crochet dolman pullover top
Color: oatmeal
Material: 100% rayon yarn (soft, strong, luxe feel)
Condition: NWOT (new without tags)
Size: Women’s Large
Chest (pit to pit): ~28” across
Length (shoulder to hem): ~23”
Wide boat neckline, airy crochet pattern, loose fit
Drapey oversized cut with dolman sleeves
Throw it over a tank, bikini, or bralette and watch the compliments roll in—this piece works for festival season, summer nights, or layering year-round. Totally unique, totally effortless.
For when you want to look like you hand-spun your own comfort but still bite. Thick, soft knit with a dramatic crocheted turtle neck and tassel fringe along the sides. Straight out of the package and into the closet—never worn, just admired.
Condition: NWOT (Never Worn)
Size: Best fits S–M (tagged Large but runs small)
Color: Cream / Soft neutral tone
Details:
• Ultra-soft plush texture
• Crocheted oversized turtleneck
• Tassel fringe down side seams
• Drape fit with cozy silhouette
Hand-crocheted heavyweight sweater loaded with fringe attitude. Every stitch is its own rebellion—thick, textured, and unapologetically colorful. Made start-to-finish by hand, one of one.
Brand: BayPunk Originals (Handmade)
Size: Women’s M/L (fits S oversized or XL cropped)
Color: Multicolor blend—rust, lilac, moss, mustard, teal, cream, plum, sage, and burnt orange
Fabric: Premium acrylic yarn, thick-weight crochet
Design: Boxy cut with full fringe running down arms + side seams
Chest (pit to pit): ~26″
Length: ~27″
Shoulder to shoulder: ~22″
Sleeve length: ~22″
Fringe length: ~10–12″
Hem width: ~24″
Condition: Handmade new—never worn, no flaws, BayPunk one-of-a-kind build
Care: Hand-wash cold, reshape, dry flat.
Looks like it belongs on a cabin weekend, but could just as easily survive a Brooklyn winter or your emotional damage. Thick, sculpted cable knit with serious weight — built like armor, feels like a hug. Practically new.
Condition: NWOT
Size: Medium
Color: Soft heathered gray
Details:
• Dense cable pattern with high mock neck
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for structure
• Heavy, warm knit without the bulk
• Soft texture with that high-end Brooklyn craftsmanship
Two inches thick and impossible to ignore. This handmade crochet sweater is built from heavyweight, multi-tone yarn — soft pastels shot through with hints of charcoal and navy. Open-weave texture keeps it breathable, the weight keeps it grounded. Every stitch says “not factory made.”
• Handmade, one-of-a-kind
• Super-chunky acrylic/wool blend yarn
• Open-weave crochet pattern
• Multi-tone pastel yarn with dark accents
• Excellent condition
Size: Medium/Large (generous fit)
